Hey the old lines are still good but the underpants have changed over the years. Doesn’t seem to bother him though. I’m not exactly sure when that change took place here. Doesn’t bother me either.
I have seen London and France. Actually kissed my wife at the top of the Eiffel Tower on our 22nd wedding anniversary. Romantic…yes, but not enough for her to stay with me. I’m glad I can laugh about it now….I’m waiting to see what’s around the next corner.
I have seen England and France, but I’m not sure how that made me an authority on women’s undergarments. However, I have always been an interested amateur.
So, an old joke stolen from someone I can’t recall:
Conversation in a bar, first guy says, “So you sold women’s lingerie?”
Second guy, “Yes, I’m retired now. But I still like to keep my hand in.”
I’ve seen both England and France. And you can buy some new/ interesting/ prettier underpants once you get to those countries, as well. A win-win situation all the way around!
Da'Dad 4 months ago
Little jingle my Janis would not appreciate and I get the impression Arlo’s Janis is a little tired of it all.
SpacedInvader Premium Member 4 months ago
Hey the old lines are still good but the underpants have changed over the years. Doesn’t seem to bother him though. I’m not exactly sure when that change took place here. Doesn’t bother me either.
gammaguy 4 months ago
Frankly, I don’t care.
Ruth Brown 4 months ago
I do not put my bra on like that.
Homerville Premium Member 4 months ago
Arlo needs to fix that and take her to London and Paris at least once.
davidob 4 months ago
Get a round to it.
markkahler52 4 months ago
What’ll they do once they’ve seen Paris?
nosirrom 4 months ago
Arlo keeps saying that in hopes Janis will become annoyed enough to not wear underpants.
bhgiz53 4 months ago
might be time for a “road” trip.
Grace Premium Member 4 months ago
Maybe a little vacation :)
The Pro from Dover 4 months ago
Bra?
duggersd Premium Member 4 months ago
I see a story arc coming.
Just-me 4 months ago
Arlo, if it’s possible, take her to England and France.
Man of the Woods 4 months ago
I’m good at removing a Bra, never tried putting one on :)
The Orange Mailman 4 months ago
And yet he’s smiling.
ScullyUFO 4 months ago
There is no other country that rhymes with underpants.
Egrayjames 4 months ago
I have seen London and France. Actually kissed my wife at the top of the Eiffel Tower on our 22nd wedding anniversary. Romantic…yes, but not enough for her to stay with me. I’m glad I can laugh about it now….I’m waiting to see what’s around the next corner.
timzsixty9 4 months ago
it’s more important to see what’s UNDER the underpants….jmo!
jarvisloop 4 months ago
For the original and longer discussion of the various methods of donning a bra, look for this strip in 2021.
I think that Jimmy is on vacation this week. We’ll see tomorrow.
gingerspike88 Premium Member 4 months ago
We always said, “I see LONDON, I see France … “
royq27 4 months ago
Well, go! Would be a great series…
Searcy9320 4 months ago
AH, Ellie May’s Double Barreled Slingshot.
Tetonbil Premium Member 4 months ago
Janis! Please ditch the gray lingerie! Color my world please!
CitizenKing 4 months ago
I have seen England and France, but I’m not sure how that made me an authority on women’s undergarments. However, I have always been an interested amateur.
So, an old joke stolen from someone I can’t recall:
Conversation in a bar, first guy says, “So you sold women’s lingerie?”
Second guy, “Yes, I’m retired now. But I still like to keep my hand in.”
BC in NC Premium Member 4 months ago
One out of three ain’t bad.
ladykat 4 months ago
Neither have I.
axe-grinder 4 months ago
Who cares about England or France, just cut to the chase.
jski14 4 months ago
Yeesh. We didn’t need to see that.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 4 months ago
The trip isn’t necessary Janis…..
Emperor Rick 4 months ago
Women are detail oriented creatures.
Lord King Wazmo Premium Member 4 months ago
Arlo is such a horn dog.
guy42 4 months ago
Granny panties. Well she is “almost” a grandmother. Doesn’t this break some religious right morality standard???
MeGoNow Premium Member 4 months ago
I’ve seen towns. And I’ve seen cities. ……………..
petermerck 4 months ago
And since they’ve been married he hasn’t gotten the hint
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault 4 months ago
“Less interesting.”
formathe 4 months ago
I usually yell,,, “Moons out!”
Jwhitcomb1966 4 months ago
I’ve seen both England and France. And you can buy some new/ interesting/ prettier underpants once you get to those countries, as well. A win-win situation all the way around!
unfair.de 4 months ago
Will there be a storyline of Arlo and Janis in Europe? I would like that, if it’s told from real experience, not reciting clichées.
raybarb44 4 months ago
The guy who designed that bra hated women…..
V45mikky 4 months ago
I saw France from 30,000 feet up.
asrialfeeple 4 months ago
Wishing you a meaningful Martin Luther King Day.
James -Baird 4 months ago
Go while you can. Voice of experience.
Aladar30 Premium Member 4 months ago
Maybe it’s time for a very long travel in Europe.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member 4 months ago
Afloat sees England. Argo sees France. Janice sees his underpants.
[Unnamed Reader - 9b53e2] 4 months ago
Grey undies?Divorce is imminent.
M209T Premium Member 4 months ago
He is darned lucky. She looks great in her underwear.